YOU FORGOT MOTHER FUCKING ILLINOIS: carry-on-wayward-assbutt
TINY LITTLE BELGIUM: todtsie, lostinmyown-head
WAIT, WHUT, WHERE'S THE NETHERLANDS?: fennaelena, ffuwaffuwa
EXCUSE ME, WHAT ABOUT GERMANY?: vverewolves
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO, LAND OF CARNIVAL AND SOCA MUSIC AND RUM AND THE BEST FOOD EVER: ree-roy *waves flag furiously*, thetainteblade *raises glass* lightlesslocket *bangs on steelpan*